Joke of the day.

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says,
“Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde says,
“Don’t you have a vase?”

Related Posts

Young girl who gave birth to triplets next day she di… See more

heartbreaking tragedy has left an entire community in mourning after a young girl, who had just given birth to triplets, passed away the very next day. According…

Look closer, this scene from the Rifleman is not edited and it confirms what we all suspected

Even after 60 years, the father-son relationship in The Rifleman is still regarded as one of the best in television history. This Western classic, which taught timeless…

My Son Showed up to His Fathers Funeral Wearing a Womans Pink Dress When He Told Me the Real Reason, I Dropped to My Knees in Shock

The cardboard sympathy-card box was still in my hands when Daniel said, “That’s what Dad said you’d do.” Richard had kept their final argument from me for…

She Married an Arab Millionaire and the Next Day He Died A Story of Love Loss and Lifes Unpredictability

Sarah grew up in London, the daughter of a schoolteacher and a nurse. She worked her way through university, graduated with honors, and built a successful career…

“He Said I Was Too Attractive to Trust” — Why Her Marriage Fell Apart

Her husband truly believed she was “too attractive” to trust. At the beginning of their relationship, he loved the attention she received. He used to smile proudly…

The First Time You Touch an Older Woman Down There, It Feels More…

Intimacy with an older woman can feel noticeably different, not because age follows one simple rule, but because the body, confidence, and understanding of physical closeness often…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *