When my friend invited me to a fancy steakhouse, I told her right away — I can’t spend $200 on dinner. She laughed it off and said, “Don’t worry, just come and enjoy.” So I agreed but decided to go light.
At the restaurant, she ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, plus three sides and a cocktail. Me? Just a salad and water. We talked, laughed, and had a good time — until the waiter brought the bill.
Without hesitation, she told him, “We’ll just split it.”
I froze for a moment. My salad barely cost $20, and her total was nearly $180. But instead of arguing, I simply smiled and nodded. What she didn’t know was that I had already spoken to the waiter earlier — and paid for my meal separately before she even finished eating.
So when the bill came and she confidently handed over her card, expecting me to pay half, the waiter gently said, “Oh, her portion was already covered.”
The look on her face was priceless. She didn’t say a word for the rest of the night.
Sometimes, silence speaks louder than confrontation — and a little planning saves a lot of unnecessary drama.